Self-Inflicted injuriesSpanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
« Go Back
I was shovelling shit out of a pigsty with a four tine forkwhen I managed to harpoon a kingsize cube of shit and straw that got stuck on the fork. I turned the fork over ready to smack it on the ground and dislodge the shite bale. Just at that moment, cue suspense music, the boar what lived in the sty came towards me. You don't mess with these quarter ton rasher trees so I pretended I wasn't looking at him and carried on. But I was looking at him, not at the fork and instead of it hitting the concrete it went straight through my instep and out the bottom of my boot. I squealed like a stuck pig and the unstuck pig cowered in a corner. Finished up in A & E with a pint of
anti tetanus.
Hope you're not eating.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:23,
1 reply)
I squealed like a stuck pig and the unstuck pig cowered in a cornersnort of amusement, and a click.
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:06, closed)
« Go Back