Self-Inflicted injuriesSpanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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If only there was some way of bottling the essence of your stories.
You'd be a billionaire, having found the world's best cure for insomnia.
How do you manage to be so dull? HOW???????
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I like the way it is suddenly revealed that he had power, due to being the Union rep. Yeah, fuckers!They were all knelt before me whilst I recited the Union Lawyers letter. They had no choice but to let me get my greasy cock out and piss all over their smug fucking faces. I then left with my severance package (i.e. two days pay)
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:52,
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These 'stories' should come with a health warning.
'DANGER! Reading this may cause catatonia. Please wear protective head-gear, as you're liable to slip into a coma and bash your noggin on your keyboard. In fact, just STAY AWAY.'
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Yet here you are having read the post and feeling the need to log out and then comment on it.
The ironing with that is of a level I've only seen before with shambo.
Hello one of shambo's sockpuppet accounts!
Cause that's not weird or creepy.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 7:04, closed)
a couple of months severance pay and my accrued holiday pay
Just under $5000. Not bad for a clean cock, no urophilia and about an hours free time with a fairly litigious lawyer.
I could've come away with a lot worse.
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