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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I suppose this counts as self-inflicted.
"Could I have a hand moving this bookcase?"

"Fuck's sake, Love. You're pregnant, not handicapped".

Then, after a moment's quiet reflection...

"Should I save us both some time and just punch myself in the testicles?"
(Joy Division Oven Gloves Death to false metal, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 12:54, 2 replies)
It took me a while to figure out
that this wasn't a dialogue.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:50, closed)
He's very insensitive, your husband.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:26, closed)

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