Self-Inflicted injuries
Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
I once allowed a small child to skateboard headfirst into my nuts knocking me backwards into a swimming pool while I was standing at the altar with my bride, to ensure I won "Funniest Home Videos"
and it's long been a sexual fantasy of mine
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:05,
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All credit to you for finding the only church in the whole world that has a swimming pool inside.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:37,
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He's a midget and it was the font.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:03,
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It's too Byzantine and I don't like the font.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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Comedy sans any good?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 29 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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There's some fucking crazy Baptists
on this side of the Atlantic that put in pools for that total immersion experience.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 6:13,
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