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This is a question Self-Inflicted injuries

Spanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

This isn't a question about intentional self-harm

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Cleaning up a smashed jar of chocolate body paint, I noticed that I had some on my fingers.
So, I licked it off, rewarding myself with a tongue full of glass shards. Ouch.
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There was a small part of my brain that was asking how.
Then there was a larger part that said "I don't want to know!"
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:34, closed)
Working in a department store, selling the stuff.
Did buy a jar, but it wasn't particularly nice.
My natural instinct to lick my fingers led to me consuming a blob of glue, on Friday. I'm quite special, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 9:47, closed)
I'v got an erect phallus
here that could do with a bit of attention when you've got a moment.

It tastes of chocolate. Honest.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:02, closed)
Does it look like my finger?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 11:25, closed)
Not
as big.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:23, closed)
worst cyber sex ever

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:33, closed)
On the plus side, my tongue is now
ribbed, for her pleasure.
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