Not me but friends of mine
One morning at college two friends arrived and one of them (Ashley) was covered in bruises. Face, arms, torso and legs - although he hadn't needed to go to hospital. The other one (Patrick) was absolutely fine but was involved with Ashleys condition. What had happened is that the two of them had gone to a party. When it was time to leave they were thoroughly wankered and got on a bicycle like with one on the seat and the other standing on the pedals and steering. They headed downhill, skidded on gravel at high speed and crashed the bike with Ashley steering and Patrick sitting. As the bike went from underneath them Patrick and Ashley hit the road with Patrick landing on top of Ashley. Hence Ashleys almost severe injuries and Patricks preserved good-looks.

tl:dr - 2 guys leave party on 1 bicycle, have huge homosexual accident.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:40, 2 replies)

that's all very well, but what were their names?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:56, closed)

I think it was a well-hidden pun

( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:14, closed)

.Ashley Fitzpatrick
and Patrick Fitzashley
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 2:12, closed)

Your name isn't Rob Fartholme by any chance?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:51, closed)

No
It isn't Bob Monkhouse either.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 11:35, closed)