about a month ago
went to a countryside wedding, about 2 hours ride out of the city. Ended up with all the male relatives at the table at the back, downing cans of beer in one, as is the custom. Got proper pissed, then threw up behind a tree (drinking so quick, the gas had bloated me out) so thought 'bleaurgh! I'll be fiiiine!'

Rode off back to the city while it was still a bit light, fell asleep, crashed through 3 roadside signs and went nose first down a 7 foot deep drainage ditch. A bunch of locals rushed over and we all dragged the bike up out of the ditch, flooded engine but everything else cool. Bashed me shoulder, bruised me foot, GF had a tiny scratch on her shin. Lucky really, I'd missed my turn completely and was halfway to the sea.
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:11, 6 replies)

You're the reason people think all motorcyclists are irresponsible wankers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:19, closed)

Well, that and the amount of them that moan about the police persecuting them in one breath.
And boasting about how fast they've had their bikes on public roads in the next.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:51, closed)

That too. Perhaps they are all just irresponsible wankers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:54, closed)

fucking hell, I'm famous!
I had no idea!
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:11, closed)

Next time you plan to drink drive your motorbike
please fill out an organ donor card first and have it prominently displayed for the paramedics to see, seems only fair.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:23, closed)

I live in South East Asia
it's kind of an informal thing here :)
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:31, closed)