Self-Inflicted injuriesSpanishfly asks: Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something stupid or sensible that has ended up with you injured? Punched an Asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
This isn't a question about intentional self-harm
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I suppose that, logically, the only true story would beI was sat on the couch having a wank when I accidentally ejaculated into my eye. This caused me to burn my lips on the pizza that I was putting into my mouth at the time.
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Muns, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:37,
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