Sexual Disasters
We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
I dun a sex with a fatty
and my willy got hurt.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:04,
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"I thought it was a cocktail sausage"
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:51,
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Could be worse, you could have ended up married to one
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:41,
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he said fatty not morbidly obese.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 14:43,
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wb chompy
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Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 16:17,
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I dun sex with a fatty
It never hurt anything.
I never actually felt anything.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 1:48,
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