Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
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Heard-tell from a friendShe said, "You know what they say about Asian men? (sigh) It's true."
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:45, 13 replies)
Their bumholes open up sideways?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:05,
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They're good at marital arts?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:05,
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They'll make you wok funny?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:06,
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They like to use Nippon clamps?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:08,
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Something something, pubic rice?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:09,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrPgHJ-LAsU
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 21:35,
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For years durex denied like fuckthe fact that they made smaller condoms for the far eastern market. Then in the 80s (I think) they finally admitted it. Not sure what difference it made.
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They're from Asia?(
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:46,
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Lacist!(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 8:32, closed)
They're better drivers than Asian women?(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 0:38, closed)
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