Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I wish I could claim this was said about meA friend once bagged herself a Thor-looking motherfucker from her Uni course but found herself unable to do the deed, due to his, er, thunderhammer. Her exact words were "I didn't know whether to sit on it or lean up against it and wait for a bus"
(, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 8:48, 5 replies)
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to pull a Thor-like chap one day too.(was that the bit you wanted said about you?)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 21 Mar 2015, 9:23,
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Funnily enougha brief survey of my colleagues, just a moment ago, reveals that every last one of them thought I was gay when they met me.
Still got it.
(, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 14:55, closed)
She'd have got a ride either way.(, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 9:50, closed)
'You're THOR? I don't think I'll be able to pith for a week!'(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 12:45,
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Hang on, SickRik was involved too?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Mar 2015, 13:09,
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