Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I told my friend I had an STD and when I was having sex last night it hurt when I came"Gonorrhea?", he asked
"No, all over her face" I said
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:17,
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"My wife just visited a west coast of India.""Goa?"
"Phwoar, like you wouldn't believe!"
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My girlfriend can only cum when I shout out "KINGSTON!""Jamaica?"
"Well I don't like to brag..."
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 15:15,
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