Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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How about you, Badger?Ever make your wife "spurt"?
Come to think of it, have you ever actually found her real vagina?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 14:39,
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I put a Firenginebot (tm) in there with the ladder extended as a place marker.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:09,
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FireenginebottomBright red and everyone gets the fuck out of the way when they see it coming
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 18:12,
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I'd have thought a Metroplex or Unicron at least(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 10:02,
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