There's a mathematical answer to all of this...
Let us accept the standard male adage that women consume a lot of your time and hard-earned cash, that is

Women = Time x Money

However, it is also oft said that "Time is Money," or

Time = Money

Therefore,

Women = Money x Money = (Money)²

Now taking as true the old proverb that "Money is the root of all evil," i.e.,

Money = SQRT(Evil)

And substituting into the previous expression,

Women = (Money)² = [SQRT(Evil)]²

Therefore

Women = Evil

_{Sorry, the old ones are the best...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 13:56, 8 replies)

The correct expression is 'The love of money is the root of all evil',
so that's fucked up your sums, sonny.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 14:51, closed)

Really?
I never knew that. Buggers it right up, doesn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 15:17, closed)

Well, you could begin with this:
Women = love + (money * money)

Yielding:

Women - love = (money * money)

Continuting your equation, this would give the far more philosophical answer of :

Women - Love = Evil
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16, closed)

Ooh...now that's deep.
NEEDS MOAR SEXISM!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:41, closed)

trouble is...
it's the love of money that's the root of all evil. soz.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:27, closed)

You may need to be told things more than once,
but the rest of us don't.
( thealternativefact, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:29, closed)

Could you repeat that for me please?
ta
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 13:08, closed)

Now don't you start creating trouble, young man.

( thealternativefact, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:48, closed)