A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle...
...until there's a spider in the house, the bin needs taking out, the kitchen sink needs unblocking or the car is making a funny noise. Then there is a sudden XX chromosome fail.
(rogerzilla, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:03, 4 replies)

Like a lot of the men posting
You seem to know some very useless women.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:54, closed)

Obviously you've never been to Australia.
Things I have done over the past week.
-Killed several cockroaches and spiders, some of which have been so large I could have put a saddle on them and driven them to work.
-Taken out the bin.
-Unblocked the kitchen sink (vinegar and bicarb, and a plunger does the trick)
-Ordered a new hubcap for my ute as the previous one fell off somewhere around Maroochydoor.
(rattus, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 12:03, closed)

Yebbut as they say
the only difference between Aussie men and Aussie women is that the women can spit further ;-)
(rogerzilla, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:58, closed)

And
The spit has venom in it.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:38, closed)