"I think women are best off getting married and having a few kids"
i have just come back from our family christmas holiday. we took my brother's kids to florida. now, i adore my nephew (4) and nieces (3 and 4 months). they are genuinely gorgeous children and usually very well behaved, although the middle one is more contrary than mary with every cockleshell in her garden rammed up her arse. and i firmly believe that people should have children or not have them, and it's nobody else's business but their own.

but oh my fucking god, having spent the last 10 days in the company of two overexcited hyperactive young children, being dragged around disney and busch gardens and seaworld and epcot without any chance to catch my breath because auntie swipe is a novelty and a soft touch who can be relied upon to buy every shiny, sparkly or sweet thing that catches their eyes, i cannot agree with the above sentiment.

children? they are walking reminders to use contraception, people!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:46, 3 replies)

:D
A brilliant description!

Glad I've only got one.
(Medical_Male Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 16:51, closed)

kids are great fun
especially when you give them a packet of lucozade glucose tablets and send them home to their parents.
am i fuck having kids.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:06, closed)

for some reason
I read that as "aunt swipe is sweaty".

How very odd.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 15:42, closed)