All-female house share
It will be a total tip, with leaking pipes, rotting floorboards, clothes all over the floor and a bathroom full of more chemicals than Middlesbrough topsoil, although the kitchen will be nice and clean.

A woman's car NEVER gets vacuumed clean, and the passenger footwell is actually just a large bin. Whenever you get in they apologise for the 18 inches deep of chocolate wrappers, used snotrags and mind-numbing gossip mags, but never do anything about it.

At least us men keep our cars tidy and sometimes fix stuff around the house, even if we turn kitchens into something that would scare off Kim and Aggie.
(rogerzilla, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:36, 3 replies)

On the contrary
Rogerzilla tells us "All-female house share
It will be a total tip, with leaking pipes, rotting floorboards, clothes all over the floor and a bathroom full of more chemicals than Middlesbrough topsoil, although the kitchen will be nice and clean.

A woman's car NEVER gets vacuumed clean, and the passenger footwell is actually just a large bin. Whenever you get in they apologise for the 18 inches deep of chocolate wrappers, used snotrags and mind-numbing gossip mags, but never do anything about it.

At least us men keep our cars tidy and sometimes fix stuff around the house, even if we turn kitchens into something that would scare off Kim and Aggie."

But I live with 5 females and my god does the kitchen resemble hiroshima in '45, along with most of the other rooms. Strangely the bathroom is usually good to go though i have to agree with the amount of products in every available space, whereas i have; all-in-1 shower gel/shampoo, toothpaste and shaving gel. That's all you need, that and a cloth.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Wed 30 Dec 2009, 20:29, closed)

I totally disagree
on the car front. My boyfriend's car looks like a tramp lives in it, and mine is always pretty much perfect: detailed, vaccumed, no cups or anything. There's also a set of booster cables, a jerrycan, a small compressor, and a socket set in the trunk.
(BlackArmadillo Avoided writing that article on, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:23, closed)

Does the...
jerry can actually have any petrol in it?
(Sickpup, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:08, closed)