Shoes that hurt you.
I just don't get it. Do you know what I'd do if my shoes hurt me?

I'd buy different shoes.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:14, 5 replies)

i would too
but then i'd be stuck. i want beautiful shoes - but beautiful shoes are often hard to wear. manufacturers don't often make shoes that are both beautiful and comfortable, and, when they do, they're usually designer and extremely expensive.
:(
which is why i find it difficult to buy any shoes at all :D
(Choke, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 16:25, closed)

but
reverse that statement and use 'football' instead of 'shoes'

I just don't get it. Do you know what I'd do if my shoes hurt me football team was rubbish?

I'd buy support a different shoes football team.

Not 100% equivalent but illustrative...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 17:27, closed)

Yes!
I am one of the few women who only wears comfortable shoes to walk around in. My meagre collection of high heels are saved for when I know I will be sitting down.

Doesn't stop me from wanting to wear the beautiful painful shoes though...
( cakelady, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 18:06, closed)

Com'f'table Shoes
I thought this was a euphamism........
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Tue 29 Dec 2009, 21:09, closed)

Obviously
That's why women buy so many shoes.
(ubergeekian, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 16:55, closed)