Casual Sex
I was up in Montrose visiting some family for Christmas this weekend. I'm really not into the whole family get-together thing but since it was Christmas I thought I would make the effort just this once. My decision was made easier though since I also have a lady friend up there who I could visit for extra-special bonus presents.

She was out on Sunday night with a few of her friends and phoned me around 10pm to see if I was free. Quite early to be phoning but not to worry. Between watching utterly horrendous shows on TV and stuffing my face with pork pies I decided that I was free.

I arrived at the pub a while later, bought myself a couple of beers and sat down at her table. She hugged me and introduced me to her friends: "This is Fred. He's my casual sex for tonight".

I nearly spat beer everywhere. Did she just call me her 'casual sex'? To her friends? In public? She did, she actually did. That is awesome. I didn't even know what to say in response. Granted, that was the only reason I was there, but for her to not only be aware of that, but to readily boast about it to her friends completely stunned me. Fair enough if she was having private girly time and bragging about me then. That I would understand.

Is this normal woman chat? I only ask because if I was out with my mates and invited some woman I was seeing and said "she's my casual sex for tonight", I would expect a firm slap to the face and a kick in the gonads.
( Fat Fred too weird to live, too rare to die, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:31, 2 replies)

your reply
shoudl have been "I don't do casual sex - only full-on, bed-breaking full force fucking"
(CheatingRabbit, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:10, closed)

People in Montrose have sex?
/drops bacon sandwich
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