An example of how men and women are different.
Ann Summers parties. Getting pissed and cackling at vibrators, looking at saucy underwear that they'd never wear and having the opportunity to win a keyring shaped like a willy. Blokes can't join in. They spin some yarn about why men aren't allowed. It says if men were there, it'd count as an orgy which is illegal. Which is total bollocks. Otherwise swingers' clubs would face prosecution. And even if it was illegal, what if some of the women are lesbians?

Men could possibly have their own version, but the only thing I could think of would be a pornography party where you could order movies, magazines and probably fleshlights, but then would you want to attend such a party?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 14:47, 4 replies)

ann summers parties are crap
although i did win a vibrator once
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:02, closed)

they had one of these when I was in halls
A group of us blokes barged in there half way through and started watching TV and racking up the pool table. When they complained, we pointed out the notice on the wall that said the common room was available for everyone to use, and could not be booked for private use.

It was crap though, everyone had clothes on and there were a few rubber cocks on the floor. Dull.
(bblgoose, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 15:08, closed)

this is why god gave us (men)
beer and pubs!

Except for the septics who have Hooters and Bud Lite
(Biff..., Wed 30 Dec 2009, 16:38, closed)

Septics
and Nottingham.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:17, closed)