your (alleged) wife is clearly with you for your (alleged) cash
and not for your sense of dignity or humble opinions.

I also note that you made no length remark which is compulsory, so (a) you're up your own perfectly clean ring and (b) it's a maggot.

Best go check your toilet quick in case your wife's left a floater- imagine the horror....
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 0:22, 1 reply)

Ahh...
...but his wife only poops solid gold doo-doo.

Reminds of of the time I was in a pub and purchased a turd that came from the bottom of none other than Kylie Minogue. You could tell it was genuine because it was covered in rainbow glitter.
I will never brush my teeth again.

(Length? Difficult to measure because it was one of those 'Mr Whippy' shapes.)
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, closed)

just out of curiosity
How many Honda Accords could ypu buy with that sort of money?
( evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:51, closed)