Because the sort of women who check up on their blokes
are constantly giving him a hard time, every answer he gives her (in all manner of situations) will be the wrong one, so it is easier to just come out with any old shit for a quiet life, so he can get on with the business of his lads night out, though by then she's already ruined it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:43, 1 reply)

Yeah..
It's not a lads night out, it's staying out at the pub where we both work after finishing a shift. I do the same with the same people after I've finished a shift, so why the lies? Hell, the only reason that I'm not there is because I can't be arsed going. I just want to know what makes men incapable of telling the truth, and then get annoyed when we express concern. I couldn't give two fucks what time he comes home at, as long as he arrives in one piece. Oh and hell of a way to sterotype - I care enough to make sure he's alive, that makes me a neurotic harpy who is constantly banging on at him to do one thing or another when all he wants is a quiet life and a few drinks at the pub. If you think all women are like Ena Sharples and Flo Capp I really feel sorry for you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:04, closed)

Why not save all the bother
and just ask him to give you a bell when he's setting off home.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 0:26, closed)