Having a grown up discussion with my other half one time
I spent a good twenty minutes pointing out that men can run further, jump higher, lift more, swim faster, and generally do everything a gazillion times better than a woman could. (Obviously not talking about myself, I’m a lazy bastard. But on the whole as a gender the male is by far the bestest when it comes to running about and doing any type of physical activity).

My girlfriend, who had been patiently reading and paying very little attention while I delivered my passionate rant set out her counter argument. It was two words long. Two words that made me shut up and go off in a huff to do some man-stuff. I stalked off to do the washing up and polishing, only in the rugged, manly style of Matt Damon out of those Bourne films.

My girlfriend simply said: “Multiple orgasms…”
( SpankyHanky, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:40, 12 replies)

I remember multiple orgasms
the first time I got my leg over. Five times in quick succession, I was getting worried that it might not end like some sort of prolonged allergic reaction, where instead of sneezing and watery eyes it would be muscular spasms in the trouser department.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:53, closed)

Multiple orgasms wouldn't be required
if they could get it right the first time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:01, closed)

Pfffft ...
Hahahahahaha
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:04, closed)

Multi whats?
Arf!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

!
I have had multiple orgasms, its just that women have them in a time frame an order of magnitude less than men.

If you measure mens multiple orgasms in a time frame of a week, then we beat women hand down.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, closed)

Hand down where?
kyuk kyuk
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, closed)

Hand down
Hand up.
Hand down.
Hand up.

Repeat, adjusting oscillation frequency as desired, until satisfactory conclusion has been reached.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:30, closed)

To be absolutely honest
all you have to do is get your significant other to slip a finger up your arse and diddle your prostate in a 'come hither' fashion...

It's absolutely fucking amazing.

A-FUCKING-MAZING!!!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:36, closed)

Lowering the tone again...
...but in the nicest possible way.

I had a finger up my arse once. A surgeon was checking for Chalfonts. As I turned on my side and drew my knees up, I murmured "One finger professionally, two fingers socially dear boy".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:27, closed)

Not when
you've got the farmers it isn't.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 0:23, closed)

ROFLCOPtER!

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:13, closed)

Well...
the amount of excercise required to do this is just moving their fingers in and out slightly. Hardly a strenuous act shall we say.

Oh she's having sex? Well then surely she's just lazy getting someone else to do it for her.
(Captain Sensible "I'll be your animal in a yellow plastic bin", Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:26, closed)