The records fridge
I have a “records fridge” in my house. It’s a magnetic blackboard stuck on the fridge door in which my friends and I preserve for the annals of history all of the milestones of human endeavor achieved whilst in the confines of my house.

There are currently several years’ worth of PES high scores, pig pong championships results, gran turismo lap times, CoD MW2 kills and roast dinner eating contest results all documented proudly for all to see.

No woman has ever held a house record. Not one.
I wouldn’t want to be sexist and say that women are rubbish at playing footie on a PS3 and overeating meat products on any given Sunday, but the records fridge is hard to argue with.
( Dervel OTBC, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:34, 14 replies)

What?
What's a PES? You could mean NES, or PS2/3 I suppose.
Alos pig pong sounds fun, are they alive when you do this?
CoD MW2 has only been out a month or so, so I'm not sure how you managed to get "several years worth" of high scores for it.

And before you call me a pedant, that's only what someone who doesn't know something calls someone who does.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:52, closed)

PES = Pro Evolution Soccer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:54, closed)

Oh I see
I do apologise, I was so keen to be a pedantic know all, that I didn't think it through.

What a cunt I am.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:15, closed)

Are you a girl?

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:37, closed)

No
But now I feel like one.

I have heard of Pro Evo Soccer, promise, but didn't make the connection.

Trust me, I feel like a total tool.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)

If you don't know PES
then you don't know football, and should leave here, now.

The "several years worth" was not just of MW:2, but also PIG PONG, which presumably involves inhaling pig fumes, Gran Turismo which is the movie-tie in of the Clint Eastwood blockbuster, and of course roast dinner eating contests which no fridge should be without.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:55, closed)

Yay Pig Pong!
www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3793/pig-pong
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:59, closed)

You are a student
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:53, closed)

that would have to be "And I claim my fifty p"
as I've heard they are all a bit skint.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:56, closed)

Ahem
I'm not a student actually. Not been one since the late 90's.
( Dervel OTBC, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:59, closed)

Late '90s students
I love how you try to make that sound like it was a long time ago.

Oh, wait. Shit, when did I get this fat? Where are my pills? Nurse!
( Scrumper, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:30, closed)

Is it
because there hasn't been any women in the house?

Sounds like a right raving bach' pad :P
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:16, closed)

Nope
The missus bought the blackboard to replace all the scrap paper we used to use.

She's a very patient and lovely lady.
( Dervel OTBC, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:50, closed)

quick edit
unless it really is pig pong... make him look the fool.

Does one, really have to leave if one, does not like football?
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:06, closed)