Then you had a shit doctor.
Was it keyhole surgery and neat little stitches, or did he use rusty bulldog clip, or two bricks or perhaps a Breville sandwich toaster (which would leave an attractive scalloped pattern.)

The clamp to stretch the skin out pinched a bit, but the worst part was when he severed the pipes, which momentarily felt like he'd flicked my bollocks, but it only lasted a few seconds.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:59, 2 replies)

One of my mates had a bad experience
when he had a vasectomy.

The stitches became infected and one came out, opening up a hole in his scrotum through which he could see a bollock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:03, closed)

He probably ignored the doctor
when he was told to wipe it down regular with some watered down Savlon or something.

Plus when returning to have the stitches removed, I had the opportunity to point the nurse out to Mrs SLVA and say "she's seen my testicles, you haven't"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:11, closed)

had to have 3 anaesthetic boosts
felt like someone was squeezing my nut in their fist
bruised up that day
and i was unable to climb stairs for a week, my nuts, perineum and shaft went purple and my scrote swelled up massively
was still in actual pain a month later
still managed to 'test' my equipment though (and regretted it)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)