A 'Hello Kitty' vibrator anyone?
NSFW: beaut.ie/blog/2008/the-strange-case-of-the-hello-kitty-vibrator/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, 4 replies)

Sold as a neck massager.
Reminds me of the old Sex and the City argument in a shop.

Samantha: "I'd like to return this vibrator."
Clerk: "That's not a vibrator, that's a neck massager."
Samantha: "No, it's a vibrator."
Clerk: "Sharper Image doesn't sell vibrators. It's a neck massager. What's wrong with it?"
Samantha: "It failed to get me off.
(Wize, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:15, closed)

This one is definitely a twat tickler

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 18:26, closed)

love samantha
'Somebody get me a napkin to while this seat, that waiter is Hot' my rents always used to walk in when I watched that show, at the worst Fucking scenes!
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Thu 17 May 2012, 18:37, closed)

There used to be a site called JList that sold them years ago
At the time, I considered buying six or so as an investment

The kind of women I now know, I could have sold the lot in an afternoon
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 7:48, closed)