I seem to recall someone on here getting flamed big time
for a similar story involving chillies and his ex , just saying like
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:58, 3 replies)

I'm waiting for this to be sizzler of the week.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:14, closed)

Yes but completely unjustified. "hurr durr it can cause long turrrrm damadsj!!111" no, it cant.
(tyrellsOwl, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:39, closed)

The best bit was some dippy tart saying it was rape.
If by "best" you mean "most likely to cause hand-shaped imprints on the forehead".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:29, closed)

I remember that too
I seem to recall that there was some substance in the comments. The gist of it was that permanently damaging someones reproductive organs out of spite is uncool. Probably a gaolable offence.
(justin(e), Sat 19 May 2012, 18:12, closed)