This is the grimmest thing the internet has ever done and I hope it leads many of you to a humiliating suicide.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:16, 9 replies)

I'd call that SEXY RESULTS The LOVLEY Doc Ess.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 May 2012, 20:55, closed)

I want them all to die, the smashing stuj.
I'd like to decorate this reaction with daisies and poems but I genuinely think the world would be a better place if they all forced slug pellets up their arses and locked themselves in Premier Inn wardrobes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:18, closed)

no suicides are humiliating, only unsuccessful attempted suicides are
was michael hutchence humiliated by his strangle-wank death? no, because he was dead
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:29, closed)

Doesn't count because his stranglewank wasn't a deliberate suicide.
;p
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 21 May 2012, 22:39, closed)

damn
out-pedanted
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 May 2012, 2:13, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:11, closed)

Yes, James Corden is looking very dapper,
but I don't see why you feel the need to drag him into this. Things were bad enough, before.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:15, closed)

you need to have a better look at the Internet
Trust me - there's worse.
(Fothermucker, Tue 22 May 2012, 9:39, closed)

You're right.
Some tragic cunt posted a whole tragic list of his toddlerfiddling fantasies under the guise of a comedy answer the other day.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:16, closed)