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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.

(, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Back when ZX81's were new
Aged around 11 or so a couple of friends and I were playing at a mate's house, messing with his ZX81. In walks said mate waving around a white vibrator.

"It's my mum's!" he proudly announces, like it was likely to be anyone elses

"Ewww! Do you know where that goes?"

"Yea. She only uses it to massage her tits and stuff."

"How do you know that."

"I've seen her."

We left it at that.
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:09, 3 replies)
this gets a click from me
becuase its these kinda stories that make me chuckle
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:31, closed)
Very similar thing happened during my youth (ZX81 included)
My classmate wasn't as knowledgeable as your mate though. He thought he'd found 'an electric shoehorn.'
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:13, closed)
it have a tidemark?
(, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:15, closed)

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