I once ate a Creme Egg out of a Thai hooker's arse.
Thinking about it, I was a bit of a wrong'n in my younger days.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:56, 2 replies)

why is this not on the main answer board,
Please repost and ellaborate... Im sure we can accomodate it not being a sex toy persay
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 22 May 2012, 17:15, closed)

I think I've put the story in a previous QOTW.
I just got flamed and called a liar and a virgin. There's not much more to the story than my post above. I went to Club Eden with a mate, we got the party room with five girls for an hour and a half, we took along come Creme Eggs, popped them up a couple of the girls' arses, and ate them out. The idea was that we could answer the question, 'How do eat yours?', with,'Out of a Thai whores arse.'
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 22 May 2012, 20:21, closed)

I like that
you have sunk to every low of sexual depravity, just so everyone else doesn't have to. Particularly, the time when you tried to do your own mother.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 22 May 2012, 23:07, closed)

Are you sure it wasn't just shit and sperm?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:06, closed)

Winnar!
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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 May 2012, 20:34, closed)