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Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
( , Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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Last wedding anniversary, in a busy restaurant, my wife said she had a present for me. I was a bit surprised, as we'd agreed not to do presents. Unwrapping the small package, I found a remote control, with buttons for mode and speed...
Naturally I made sure to change mode / speed etc whenever she was talking to the waiter!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, 13 replies)
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the management had me barred. I don't know if this is apalling sexism, or if I just need to find a better class of restaurant.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, closed)
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It would have been a very busy restaurant, or I need to know where you shop.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:11, closed)
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Partly drowned out by the ecstatic moaning and thrashing around, of course*
* may be a lie
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:23, closed)
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perhaps they are quieter in, ummmm, a "smaller enclosure". Just sayin'...
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:43, closed)
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He passed the controller around a bit in the pub, which was fun, especially when she was talking to his parents.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:03, closed)
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b3ta.com/questions/confess/post841467
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:12, closed)
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are still the best thing about this part of b3ta.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:58, closed)
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Fucking hell they.are.brilliant!
Thanks for the linky
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:26, closed)
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poor friz and his massive face. I miss friz :(
( , Thu 24 May 2012, 7:44, closed)
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