I once met a woman on the tube whose face, arms and legs were all heavily scarred from a fire.
But she was dressed in a sexy little dress, and sporting makeup suitable for a night on the town. I got talking to her, and as she put it, "You either stay locked in your bedroom, or say fuck it, and join the human race."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18, 3 replies)

perhaps you should have listened.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26, closed)

He did.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, closed)

Was she a good shag?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, closed)

Well, if she'd stayed in the bedroom, she'd surely have burned to death?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:59, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15, closed)