Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
I once met a woman on the tube whose face, arms and legs were all heavily scarred from a fire.
But she was dressed in a sexy little dress, and sporting makeup suitable for a night on the town. I got talking to her, and as she put it, "You either stay locked in your bedroom, or say fuck it, and join the human race."
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:18,
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perhaps you should have listened.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26,
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He did.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34,
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Was she a good shag?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34,
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Well, if she'd stayed in the bedroom, she'd surely have burned to death?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:59,
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Hahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15,
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