Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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I used emvees dad as a sextoy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:43,
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don't you mean his mum?
what with her being a prostitute and all
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:54,
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You really are a stupid cunt, aren't you Rory?
Welcome to b3ta, where "I fucked your mum" is like "Hello" to some people.
You want to rile me? Raise your game a bit higher.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:56,
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Just one more ignore and I get to 50 and I'll unlock special mod powers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:58,
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Why would I bother ignoring someone as inconsequential as you?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:59,
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It must've been a different emvee who went banging the ignore drum last year then
OMGI'MIGNORINGYOUFORLIFE!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:10,
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Well I put you on ignore for a bit
but now you're head of my fan club it seems rude to
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:12,
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I don't arrange Forbidden Planet b4shes for just anyone
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:14,
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I think it's nice you've found someone to look up to
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15,
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You don't arrange them for me :(
I don't wuv you no more wory.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:32,
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RORY IS THE SAVIOUR OF B3TA.
Emvee is a whoopsy.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:35,
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That's why neither you nor Rory can stop looking at pictures of me, or talking about me
Look, I don't mind that you fancy me but some of the other guys are getting jealous, you know?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:45,
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I don't know who you are to be honest. Just glad Rory is back and in full swing. Don't you know how this place works?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:49,
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Yes, yes I do
For a start, I predate you by seven and a half years, and if you don't know who I am, then maybe you should shut the fuck up until you know what you're talking about.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:54,
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Did you just use the "don't you know I am" cuntspeech on the internet? Ha you fucking flid, you obviously deserve this flaming you're getting because you come across as a complete fuckwit. I think someone needs to log off before they flounce. Asshat.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:59,
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No, you fuckwit
You said youself "I don't know who you are to be honest." and in reply I suggested, that being the case, that you might want to shut the fuck up.
But you're evidently too stupid to take the hint, you dumb fuck.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:03,
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Are you trying to apply logic and clear thinking to b3ta? first sign of a flounce, second is being a whiny little bitch. Shall I call you a waaaaaaaaaahhhmbulance?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05,
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Hahahahaha
Clearly not smart enough to think of your own jokes either
No wonder you look up to Rory
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:06,
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you really don't get this place at all do you? And you pre-date me by 7 years... I don't look up to Rory, I like Rory, and I find him amusing.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:12,
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and then you copy him
if you really want to be a part of his club you should change your sig to how many people have you on ignore, that's what all the cool kids are doing now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:17,
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No, the cool kids are watching the Big Bang Theory.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:02,
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Eh, it's not as good as it used to be
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:53,
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More likely rorys mums account.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:19,
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The poor old dear
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:23,
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She is getting older and rory will need someone else to wipe his arse and dress him one day.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:03,
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not to mention
Remove all the foreign objects from his anus
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:21,
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I heard he has a prosthetic arm and for an extra fiver he'll shove it up his arse.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:31,
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