My workmate is training to be a nurse
and apparently some guy a few nights ago had to have thirty seven individual dice removed from his rectal tract.
They where all jammed in together so they gave him an enema to see if it would loosen the hold.
Well they all fell out together(along with lots of brown) and he got several yahtzee....
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:13, 4 replies)

Impressive.
That's proper commitment to wanking to bother to stick 37 separate items up your special back passage. I kind of admire him.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:35, closed)

Probably trying to roll up a paladin.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:10, closed)

I thnik you could have worked up a joke about a dwarf there, if you'd tried harder
Or possibly Goblin...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:27, closed)

y'arse, see?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:48, closed)