You poor bastard
some people that had sex to produce you have some more sex, and it's embarrassing.
My deepest condolences.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:09, 2 replies)

Such is life
Whilst it is nice to know that they are still getting it on that late in life (Hell, I want to be getting some when I'm that old), there is something about having to handle your parent's sex toys that is just a little disturbing.
(Muttley, Thu 24 May 2012, 0:59, closed)

At least you know you'd
been there first.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 2:02, closed)

Don't be such a misery.
(which is a bit rich coming from me, I admit). Our parents have sex, we all know it, it doesn't mean we want to have it quite so graphically presented to us. That was funny, short and quite well told, it had a point and won't be deleted. A rare combination this week.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:34, closed)