Completely mis-read the situation..
..the topic was arse bleaching, something I'd never heard of, so as I didn't believe it existed, my mate's girlfriend briefly pulled up her skirt and pulled down her undies to reveal a bumcrack devoid of nature's natural dark hue. I thought it was an invite. It wasn't. I blame VB.
( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 4:07, 1 reply)

wait, were you actually nudging at her bumhole when you realised you'd read the situation all wrong?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 7:36, closed)

Not quite..
..frozen with shock and suprise would be more apt, with a can of beer halfway to my lips. I guess when you bleach your bum (why?)there's only a select few that you can show it off to. We all regretted the impromptu display the next morning and were a bit quiet (and hungover). Even though we've know each other for years, some things are best kept as secrets. And some over-excited posts are best deleted, as is the beer-fuelled intent to inspect your mate's girlfriend's lily white bum.
( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:01, closed)

but what about your lubricated rubbery cabana?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:06, closed)

oh...yeah....
..Jesus, that's right. We were bbq'ing some cabana, rather firm and dick-like sausages. Lots of lewd humour regarding insertion of cabana into bums. One of those moments when you had to be there as opposed to deciphering a pissed account of events.
( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:59, closed)

What's with the 28 and counting?
..being a sometimes poster...is that some in-joke?
( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:04, closed)

it's how many people have me on ignore.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:07, closed)

seems a bit harsh

( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:00, closed)

Again.
How the fuck do I find out how many people have me on ignore?

It's important to me you know!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 9:38, closed)

Maybe
the likes of you and I are not being ignored?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:02, closed)

Maybe Janet can't see
ringys post.
(username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:19, closed)

of course i can. i don't have ANYONE on ignore.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:37, closed)

It's normally announced.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20, closed)

Despite my recent stepping, only 4 people have me on ignore.
Which means I did not deserve to be stepped as I obviously didn't piss enough people off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 9:43, closed)

And don't worry..
..I'm still cringing after posting that crap. Certainly got a few deserved flamings.

Don't drink and post.
( Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 8:06, closed)