Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
or..other Australian-ism's like...
Front Bum.
Where the chainsaw bit ya.
Flange.
Axe wound.
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Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:07,
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gutted hedgehog
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:10,
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Furry muff, that'll do fellas!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 10:24,
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Billposter's
bucket.
Wizards sleeve.
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username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 10:50,
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stomped mussel
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:01,
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Unless mussels are much bigger in Oz,
this one is in danger of setting off the alarm.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05,
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Oh.
They're bigger.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 24 May 2012, 11:35,
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He was
6 foot 4, and full of mussels.
Now it makes sense.
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username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:43,
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I just chundered
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:45,
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There is a shellfish in Australia called an Abalone.
Looks like an over sized flattened mussel, referred to as "rock cunts" in some circles. Google it, and you will see why.
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Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20,
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see, nobody believes me about mussels looking like fannies.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38,
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I believe you.
That's why I like to eat them.
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Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56,
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