My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Oh dear.I thought you could get VD from having sex with your sister. I only realised I knew this when my cousin suggested that I had sex with my sister. Apparently you don't get VD, but I've never tested the theory.
More embarassingly, all the boys in my entire class in secondary school thought that girls' breasts went hard when they thought about sex. I did have a sneaky suspicion in the back of my mind that this would negate the pleasure of booby-fondling, and couldn't quite work out what would happen with the flat-chested ones, but didn't get the chance to investigate for many years...
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:58, 1 reply)
If your sister has VD, yes you do.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:05,
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