My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Mood killers - part 2From when I actually did lose my virginity:
Me: "woah....is it in?"
Her: "Yep."
Me: "So I'm not a virgin any more?"
Her: "Nope"
Me: "Cool!"
Her: "Could you shut up and fuck me now please?"
I am also the only person, in the world, ever, who after losing his virginity, has managed to thwump his head on the underside of a digital piano in getting up afterwards. Which is what happens when you do it on the kitchen floor. Under a digital piano.
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not on a pianobut my brother did once open the kitchen door on my head whilst i was getting extremely jiggy with my fella on the floor.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 1:47,
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I'd have thoughtit would be most unusual to keep one's piano in the kitchen!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:42,
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