Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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she was 47I was 21. She had obviously long since given up on one night stands coming her way anymore, despite the fact that her general appearance was quite pleasant. Garlic breath from whatever she'd eaten earlier (presumably garlic), unshaved legs, big old hairy jack and danny, you get the idea.
I still did what I had to do though, for the good of all men and all that.
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Why is everyone so keen on shaved pussy?I mean, if I want to feel like I'm fucking a 12 year old, I'll go fuck a...
You know what? Forget I mentioned it.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:30,
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Oh don't get me wrongI'm all for a little bit of bush. But when it looks like she's giving birth to Sideshow Bob I tend draw the line.
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Or not,it would seem.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:10,
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yes, well(, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:18, closed)
Fucking hell, that made me laugh a lot more than it should have done.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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