
Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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...I don't regret it either, because the other guy had a tiny little knob which he couldn't get up. Made my cock seem really huge, and I got to shag her for both of us without worrying about wallowing in the other bloke's custard. She enjoyed me though, and afterwards we had a good laugh at Mr Tiddlyflop, which was the important thing.
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:44, 1 reply)

Is that you had sex with a woman whilst some naked chap with a little willy sat and watched you?
( , Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:27, closed)

....I should have simply said 'Your Mum' and had done with it.
( , Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:44, closed)

He fared slightly better but we both had a similar issue.
( , Sun 11 Dec 2011, 0:33, closed)
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