Threesomes. They never live up to the hype so ably provided by even the most basic internet searches.
Those films show that all women are secretly bisexual and will quite happily entertain another lady with her tongue/fingers/strap on aparatus while a man plows into her from behind.

Bollocks they do.

My one and only threesome was crap. I was drunk and they were stoned. They wanted nothing to do with each other, so much so that is was less of a threesome, more of two simultaneous twosomes. They both insisted on me changing the condom ever time I switched between the two of them. All three of us were clearly thinking it was a mistake but I think we carried on out of a sense of not knowing how to get out of it. It was rubbish. At the time it was weird, but looking back, I was most definately rubbish.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:54, 4 replies)

Never understood why people have sex drunk or high.
I can't stand it personally. Last thing I want to under the influence. Gimmie hummus or some pink floyd. Family guy always pleases but sex...pfft.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:18, closed)

Surprise!
Butt sex!
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 3:12, closed)

Serious bonus points for
'Guy always pleases but sex'
I wouldn't say 'drunk' and 'high' though, truth be told it was more 'tipsy' and 'giggling'.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 22:10, closed)

logistics
I've always wondered about the logistics of switching between the two for exactly the reason you mention. Is there a solution that escapes me and escaped you? Oh internet, answer my query.
(justin(e), Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:18, closed)