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Lads holiday to cyprus in 2000. the second or third night we went to a foam party. My memory is akin to a well worn-in dartboard due to an alarming amount of Keo having been drank but I recall being directly under the stream of foam and thinking that I may drown.

*SCENE MISSING*

I am being led from the club by the hand of a girl. I am staggering wildly. Speech slurred. She knows me from the hotel we share. She leads me back to her room. We get it on. God knows how I got a hard-on, I blame me being only 19 at the time. More chance of America voting in a muslim president than me getting a bonk-on after a booze these days.
After a while of mattress wrestling there was a knock at her hotel room door. She hops out of bed to let in her friend who is sharing the room. She is accompanied by my friend Lee.
"what the fuck are you doing here?" he asks.
"I could ask the same of you" I reply.
Lee walks round the bed and pulls the curtains back to reveal its now morning. Sunlight hits this girl who's guts I had been shoving in not a minute previous and I realise that she is an ogre.
The wave of shock sobers me like I've just main-lined a keg of slap flavoured adrenaline.
Without any further conversation I wrapped a bedsheet around me, scooped up my clothes and went back to my room to shower, cry, and eat soap.
(Raol Duke, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:49, 4 replies)

Eat soap!
Gets a click x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:20, closed)

^this^

( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 1:13, closed)

Eat soap
clicky!
(SillyMoo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:33, closed)

yep
click for "shower, cry, and eat soap"
(maceie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:50, closed)