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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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Hi, there! Fancy a shag?
*slap*
Hi there! Fancy a shag?
*slap*
...and so on.

Might be a viable theory in certain pubs/clubs, at a certain time of night, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:21, 1 reply)
I think it would work more often than you think.
Mind you, I spent my youth in places like Basildon and Romford and if you can't get laid there there's no hope for you.

Whether you'd actually WANT to get laid there is a different matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:34, closed)
I have had a couple of girls point out (once it was no longer an issue) that they would have slept with me
(which is a source of some regret, I suppose) but, as a general rule, I think I'd rather not sleep with anyone who would respond positively to the above technique.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:52, closed)
These
are the girls this list applies to. Are they racking up already?
(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:55, closed)
2.
3, if you count the drunk colleague who was all over me at a x-mas party.

I don't know what St Peter's game is, but he'll get no sport from me.

[Alternate reading: I'm not exactly having to fend them off with a shitty stick.]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:00, closed)
They all count

(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:20, closed)
This is making me feel slightly inadequate.
Anybody here fancy a place on my list?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:35, closed)
I'd totally give you one.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:41, closed)
sure, when is your xmas party?

(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:43, closed)
Tonight.
But the good Doctor and yourself better scrub up well. I don't neglect to sleep with just anyone, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:46, closed)
Woot!
Totally rubbing a damp flannel around my arse and balls already.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:09, closed)
Your mum wants her flannel back

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:54, closed)

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