I once let a mate stay on my sofa with the girl he pulled, I was nineteen and my parents were away. The girl, whose sister I had had my (still) only one night stand with, knocked on my door at three in the morning, poked her head in, said "can I come in?" and said "I could get used to this"

I for some reason got a kind of sticking up for the brotherhood thing of thinking "this girl is outof order for being so careless with my mates feelings", even though he didn't give a fuck and had just passed out downstairs, so just said "er, I need some sleep, sorry"

Regretted it within seconds
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:33, Reply)