Hooray, I just thought of one
Some years ago I met a girl at a club, and ended up going home with her. Now that was not a common event, I can tell you - Cassanova has nothing to fear from me. Even more amazing, this girl was not only smart, pretty and funny, she was also 19 -- I was 35 at the time, so this was fucking amazing.

I'm not really a one-night-stand kind of guy (probably due to lack of opportunity, if I'm honest) and this was no exception - because we didn't get out of bed for two days. In the lulls between shagging like teenage rabbits, we talked, and it turned out that she had always considered herself a lesbian. But, after breaking up with her long-term girlfriend a couple of days before, her mates encouraged her to "find out how the other half live", and for reasons which entirely escape me, she chose me.

Now, I can hear the rumbling sound of an oncoming wall of "Honda Accord! Supermodel! Massive Drugs" accusations, so before you accuse me of blatant fantasizing, I can tell you that it didn't all go well. Clearly I would have loved to have carried on seeing her, but she decided that she didn't want to get into a relationship again, so soon after breaking up.

Yes, reading that back I know it sounds like a brush-off, and that I was so terrible in bed that she wasn't interested, but you'll have to trust me when I say that that certainly wasn't the case.

So, to the regret: it's not that I didn't convince her to stay with me. No, it's worse than that. A couple of months later, I bumped into someone in the street, and while they clearly knew me, and looked familiar, I couldn't place them. I'm very absent minded like that. It was only after they'd disappeared into the crowd again that I remembered who they were: my teenage godess's mate, and hence the only way I had to contact her again and possibly get together with her more permanently.

Arsebiscuits.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:18, 5 replies)

Whoa!
Get in, my son!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:25, closed)

I wasn't expecting it or looking for it
(except in as much as we all are, all the time).

She was the one who "pulled" me, though she was smart enough not to make it seem that way at the time...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:33, closed)

Yeah, right.
A woman who wants to have sex? Pull the other one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:42, closed)

You plonker.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:35, closed)

gay
oh no wait, she was
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:54, closed)

Hmmm, I expected "nonce" and "liar", but can't quite see how you derived "gay"
...from a story about shagging a pretty girl
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, closed)

*facepalm*

( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:04, closed)