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Our glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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arsey?
I was merely asking a question.

I couldn't get to sleep a few weeks ago, I decided I'd try and count the girls I'd slept with... it was annoying when I got to 19 but there may be some I forgot as I am very old now.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:32, 2 replies)
Sheep
shagger?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:35, closed)
is that your best?
really?
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:44, closed)
I think the implication you could be Welsh
Or at least try to fall asleep by counting girlfriends jumping over a gate, was in it's way quite humerous.

Although it could have been accidental.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:55, closed)
Oh, come on.
Counting conquests, to get to sleep -> counting sheep -> you shag sheep.

OK, Oscar Wilde won't be spinning in his grave, but it wasn't that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:55, closed)
At the risk of the rest of the board thinking we're having some sort of affair,
I was just jealous that you beat me to that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:59, closed)
Isn't it romantic
when we
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:01, closed)
...finish each other’s sentences.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:08, closed)
Oh, scarpe!
Take me, now!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, closed)
oh, ok...

(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:18, closed)
The more words you type
the more I heard "virgin virgin virgin virgin". It's like a mantra. A mantra of virginity.

Virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:39, closed)
with that level of protestation
one can only presume...




that's right, I'm trotting out _that_ Shakespeare quote, aren't I the intelligentest and therefore the bestestest?
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:44, closed)
"How now, how now! how go maiden-heads?"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:55, closed)
I was thinking more...
"no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

(that's Shakespeare right?)
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:19, closed)
Quoting Monty Python?
That's definitely not the sort of thing a virgin would do.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:20, closed)
alright then...
maybe we can make a pact, if we both reach 40 and we're still virgins, we'll bum each other to death... I'll go first.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:36, closed)
You are taking this awfully seriously aren't you?
You know I didn't really think you were a virgin?

Didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:41, closed)
looking back (fnarr)
it was a little more hostile than I originally intended... what can I say, I'm massively frustrated!
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:52, closed)

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