my mid teens
Ah fuck it, lets just go with what Drcuntface says ;) saves you reading all of what was here
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:50, 8 replies)

I don't even know where to begin.

( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:53, closed)

lol
all a long time ago now ;) Kids, eh?

I still played the gig though !
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:55, closed)

Three times I've tried to say '"I'll help"
But you know what, neither do I.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:06, closed)

Oh I think it's pretty easy to read between the lines.
He failed to get an erection during an inept fumble in his teens and all his mates took the piss out of him. Over the subsequent years of humiliation and late-night regrets he built up a defensive fantasy. The fantasy took root so deeply that he now shares it as an anecdote after a few beers or on the internet. He probably almost believes it's true.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:14, closed)

Perfect.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:16, closed)

First time
Ive ever told it to anyone. Ah balls to this b3ta used to be fun - didnt expect psycho-analysts in QOTW posts. Are you actually a doctor or do you just play armchair psychologist?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)

Yes, I regularly declare myself a Dr. It's in my username and everything.
Oh, wait...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:18, closed)

You terrible fraud!
I'm reporting you to the B(non)MA.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:21, closed)

See ... I believe her version of the story.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:06, closed)

"Thankfully, being a bit of a well known local 'child DJ,' I soon pulled a hottie blonde 3 years my senior."

You, sir...


"The day came to do the deed so we got naked and got into bed. We had a great snog, and she was really into that..."

...are...

"I tried to finger her, but again she seemed to just clam up."

...a...

"So, I responsbily partook in diving the muff."

...twat.


An impotent one at that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

Well,
I rather liked it.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:33, closed)

You've ruined everything.
EVERYTHING!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:50, closed)

Wait. No. That was me. Soz.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:13, closed)