I had a threesome
In Blackpool, on a stag do (Do I need to go into details about just how much alcohol was involved?). I was sharing a very small room with 2 friends. One of them pulled a girl, and my other friend tried some sort of long-game tactic on her friend instead of going in for the kill.

Anyway the 5 of us went into the small room. my 2 friends were in bunk beds and I had the double bed (I paid for the room, obviously)
Friend number 1 hops into bed with his lady and they begin doing the horizontal monster mash.

Friend 2 decides to conclude his long-game by saying to his lady friend "lets go see Frample"

And so I had a threesome or 'spit-roast' as I believe its called.

And I can honestly say I will never do it again....

...Even if she is fit next time
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:15, 12 replies)

This is like one of those cunning puzzles where the vicar has the same colour scarf as the bloke in house number five.
Did you end up double-doing one of the girls? Or one of your friends?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 18:49, closed)

Him and friend 2
Shagged an uggo.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:09, closed)

/\ What she said...

(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:22, closed)

She?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:26, closed)

Shine on.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:40, closed)

You crazy diamond.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:50, closed)

You dreadful shit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:36, closed)

Ah, that lesser known Floyd hit.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:55, closed)

The world would be improved immeasurably
if all Floyd hits were lesser known. Ideally, they should be completely unknown.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:07, closed)

You sound like my minions at work.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:27, closed)

How could you possibly know what anything sounds like if you allow that shit into your earholes?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 23:30, closed)

Ta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:40, closed)