I had large white heron staying round my house for the night. He seemed civil enough.
But when I knocked on the guest room door, I found him rubbing one out to a framed picture of my mum.
And that was my big guest sexual egret.
Apologies for, well, existing, I suppose.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:41, 7 replies)

Three

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:50, closed)

Only three?
Poor show.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:36, closed)

The pace will pick up on Wednesday and Thursday I'm sure.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:00, closed)

Meh, leave me be. I've already used all my sexual regrets for other QOTWs.
I'm a nerd, you see. Therefore, for a sexual experience to be actually regrettable (As in, I wish I hadn't done it), it has to be pretty fricking bad. Roll over and find a hippo? If she's not got a vestigial tail and 70% body hair coverage, it's still a win.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:50, closed)

Puntastic

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 21:57, closed)

At least it wasn't a pic of a bird.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 22:26, closed)

At least he didn't fly into your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:28, closed)